Posts Tagged ‘crime’

By The Numbers

2007-10-25 21:17


Time we left home: 14:08
Time we got home: 17:55
Time we noticed something was wrong: 18:01
Number of doors broken: 3
Number of rooms rifled for valuables: 4
Jewelry taken: none (we think)
Valuables taken: none (we think)
Money taken: $177 (in small bills, for last Sunday’s yard sale)
Alert crossing guards: 1
Cop cars responding to the call: 7
Cops in our house: 4
Cops surrounding our house: 11
Perps caught hiding in our basement: 1
Money returned: $177
Baby safety devices broken: 2
Baby safety devices accidentally broken by cops: 1
Thankful Varacalli’s: 3