A well-loved yet (and?) wise-assed friend sent me an “Instant American Kit” with the following note
Congratulations!
yours in liberty,
J___
The ‘kit’ included:
- Super bang snub nose 8-shot cap gun. Caps not included. Made in china. I’m assuming it’s fluorescent as a safety precaution.
- 4 4×6″ US Flags. Proudly made in the USA. Taped to the package is a note, “purchased at Wal-MartTM (no, really, it was)”.
- An Entenmann’s apple pie.
- Franklin official league practice baseball. Made in China
- A map of the world with all countries except the USA blacked out with a Sharpie.