Random Traffic Through Nick's Brain

My sister and nephew are in town so we finally got around to visiting the Italian part of Switzerland. Dina now wants to live in Ticino.

<o/`     artist=”Crystal Method”     tune=”Trip Like I Do“     occasion=”Eating fondue in Switzerland“     >
I’ve got some Fendant, it’s 4-years old I’ve got pieces of bread, not a trace of mold I’ve got some Swiss cheese, from the grocery shop I’ve got a clove of garlic on the chopping block, yeah
[Chorus] Can’t you… can’t you dip like I do… Can’t you… can’t you dip like I do… (oh my God this is the best) </o/`>

Nick: Should we buy a metric tape measure?
Dina: Nah. I can do math. And if I can’t do math, I can get Google almost anywhere.