Every time I visit a different office, I bring them some chocolate from the airport duty free. This time we got to discussing why I bring it… my first description was along the lines of:
I use the chocolate to make up for my deficiencies in collaboration skills.
Later at supper, the more concise geeky description hit me:
It’s Swiss chocolate of charsima +3
The computer programmer at the table laughed. The project manager at the table took a few seconds and then grinned. The engineers looked at me blankly.

Disconcerting that I got that… and lol. Does that make me a computer programmer?