Was discussing random stuff with a co-worker, and I let slip that I tend to skip breakfast and lunch if left to my own devices due to absent-mindedness. I also mentioned that I don’t sleep well any more due to Alex constantly waking us up. He remarked that I don’t sleep well and I don’t eat well… my Malthusian needs weren’t really being met. He then said “I hope you have good friends.”
I replied, “I do… but I’m moving 3,000 miles away from them all.”
Needless to say, he looked at me like I had 3 heads.