I cut my hair and shaved this morning. When he saw me he said “Daddy cut his hair.” Dina and I were flabbergasted.
We’re playing some music this morning (Rasputin by Boney M and a Witch Doctor cover by Ray Stevens). Dina and I were singing along. Alex exclaimed “No singing!” to which Dina remarked, “A Simon Cowell in the making.”
Dina: What did you just say Alex? [To me] Did he just say “Swiper, go to hell?”
Alex: Swiper, blueberry hill.
Dina: Oh!