Leopards
I have 2 leopard-related items on my shopping list:
- Mac OSX Leopard for Dina’s laptop.
- A leopard-print banana hammock for O’s 30th birthday present. L offered us $100 if we could convince him to wear it in public.
Physics
Described physics to my coworkers today as:
Physics is math for people who need the crutch of the real world.
I’m expecting JCC to yell at me for that one.

The word public was never mentioned. Bet was $100 to wear it – no constraints on location, coverings or requirements for validation.
O: So wait… you’re trying to make it easier for me to take L’s money?