Archive for 2007-12

A Conversation With Alex, Redux

2007-12-31 16:53

Nick: What sound does Santa make?

Alex: ho. ho. ho.

Nick: What do you think of Paris Hilton?

Alex: ho.

Nick: Sweet!

Dina: [exasperated disdain] Nick!

Alex is now regularly using 3 word sentences (“no sleep, food”, “orange please daddy”). We didn’t expect this.

A Conversation With Alex

2007-12-28 19:43

Nick: Alex, what sound does a dog make?

Alex: Woof! Oof! (For some reason, he only manages the “w” on the 1st one).

Nick: What sound does a cat make?

Alex: ee-ow.

Nick: What sound does a horse make?

Alex: eeee-eeee (closer to whinnying than I can type)

Nick: What sound does an elephant make?

Alex: eeee-ooooo (while holding his arm out like a raised trunk)

Nick: What sound does a cow make?

Alex: oooo (again, like meow, no “m”)

Nick: What sound does a sheep make?

Alex: maaaaa (great, now we get an m)

Nick: What sound does a frog make?

Alex: wub-bee

Nick: What sound does a lion make?

Alex: wra-ow

Nick: What sound does a bear make?

Alex: wra-ow (he has a stuffed lion that he calls “beh-ah”)

Nick: What sound does a bird make?

Alex: caw, caw (lotsa crows near our house)

Nick: What sound does a small bird make?

Alex: caw, caw

Nick: No, Alex, a small bird?

Alex: Twee, twee

Nick: What sound does a chicken make?

Alex: bok-bok

Nick: What sound does a rooster make?

Alex: oo-oo-oo (which sounds closer to a rooster than…)

Nick: What sound does an owl make?

Alex: oooooo

Nick: What sound does a duck make?

Alex: kwa-kwa

Nick: What sound does a snake make?

Alex: esssss-sssss

Nick: What sound does a lamb make?

Alex: maaa-maa

Nick: What sound does a fish make?

Alex: (moves mouth like a goldfish)

Nick: What sound does a clock make?

Alex: ding dong

Nick: What sound does a fire truck make?

Alex: wee-oh-wee-oh (his sound for a siren)

Nick: What sound does a football make?

Alex: ta-dan

Nick: What sound does a soccer ball make?

Alex: golll!!!

Nick: What sound does Santa make?

Alex: ho. ho. ho.

Nick: What sound does mommy make?

Alex: da-dee!

Nick: What sound does daddy make?

Alex: mah-mee!

Nick: What sound does a plane make?

Alex: wa. too. wa. too. ho-o? ho-o? (at this point he’s tired of this game, has picked up the phone, is counting, dialling and talking to the operator who’s telling him that he must dial 1 or 0 before trying to call China).

Say What?

2007-12-27 00:49

Alex: [Throws ball from family room to living room where the XMas tree is]

Nick: Alex, where’s the ball?

Alex: Ba (ball) ta-be-bu-fo-meh-da-poh (or something similar) twee (tree).

The ball was, in fact, under the tree. What the heck was he saying for the other ½ dozen syllables?

Alex is regularly stringing together 2- and 3-word sentences (sometimes with ‘babble’ in between). Some of the babble he uses is consistent… he’ll use the same sounds… we just don’t know what they mean. He’s getting better and better at making himself understood, whether by talking or dragging us along behind him and pointing to things. We’re not really teaching him that many more signs… only ‘important’ concepts like stop, no, help… though, he’s pretty good at saying these himself. Open, though, somehow escapes him.

Who Wants Random Stuff?

2007-12-20 23:09

We have a brand spanking new Philips Sonicare UV Toothbrush Head Sanitizer to give away. I’d say “in original box” except for the fact that we used the box to wrap a Christmas present. Anyone want it before we round-file it?

XMas Wish List

2007-12-18 19:04
  • Ring of Intelligence +9. Needs to have the special power that I can give and recall it across long distances / phone lines / over the internet. Customer service reps I need to interact with would be the first beneficiaries of the give/recall functionality. I thought of calling this magic item Flowers of Algernon, but the Ring is more commonly understood.
  • Potion of Patience. I probably need a lifetime supply. Maybe an IV bag? A patch? Periodic injections?

Looking For A Computer Game

2007-12-16 00:23

I’m looking for a D&D-like game. I’d say Rogue-like, but I want something a bit more up-to-date… not necessarily graphics, but more user-friendly when it comes to descriptions, command availability, help, etc. I tried Ancient Domains of Mystery, but the commands were too… well… command-line-y. I want ease-of-use. I’d prefer movement be done on a grid and to simply have to move into things for combat (no twitchiness required). Any suggestions, either commercial, share-ware, or free-ware?

Ugh

2007-12-13 19:34

Alex just pooped in the tub. Not as gross as I feared it would be, but still gross. Apparently he had grapes and tomatoes yesterday.

Alex Imitates Life

2007-12-06 15:50

Dina and I have been coughing so much lately that Alex has learned to imitate coughing.

Random Notes

2007-12-03 21:01

Spent the last week in the Netherlands for work. Some thoughts:

  • It’s somewhat surreal being driven everywhere in a Mercedes taxis.
  • My spiritual mentor is my spiritual mentor, in part, because he has the conviction to watch girly movies despite all of his friends ribbing him about it.
  • How have I missed:
    • The Amsterdam Historic Museum
    • The Oudekirk
    • The fact that the Oudekirk is dedicated to St-Nicolaas.
  • Saw a Dutch painting from 1655 shows guardsmen squeezing lemon on raw oysters. 350 year-old foodies.
  • Saw Sinterklaus and Svart Peter (I probably have the spelling wrong, and would rather tell you so than look it up on google… it’s that kind of night).
  • Sailors / explorers must have been absolutely insane to make some of the journeys of discovery that they did.
  • My favourite chocolate shop in the world is no more… out of business. Sadness.
  • Last week was probably the worst week of sleep I’ve ever had. At least with Alex, I expected not to sleep. Somehow, I did everything right (hydrated, cut down on caffeine, tired myself out, etc.) and still didn’t sleep well at all.

It’s December… our social calendar is getting over-packed.

Welcome Home

2007-12-03 17:57

A well-loved yet (and?) wise-assed friend sent me an “Instant American Kit” with the following note

Congratulations!



yours in liberty,
J___

The ‘kit’ included:

  • Super bang snub nose 8-shot cap gun. Caps not included. Made in china. I’m assuming it’s fluorescent as a safety precaution.
  • 4 4×6″ US Flags. Proudly made in the USA. Taped to the package is a note, “purchased at Wal-MartTM (no, really, it was)”.
  • An Entenmann’s apple pie.
  • Franklin official league practice baseball. Made in China
  • A map of the world with all countries except the USA blacked out with a Sharpie.