Alex is enjoying is new-found freedom and walking up a storm. At the mall today, he walked into a store. The two young sales clerks said, “Hey handsome, come here!” (obviously that was meant for me, the hunky dad, but they were too bashful to hit on me directly). Alex hid behind my leg.
Lesson: Son, if a cute, young lady calls you ‘handsome’ and asks for you to come to her, go! If it’s two young ladies, go quicker! (If it turns out that you’re gay, oops… didn’t mean to push you toward the other gender… I didn’t know… you can’t talk yet).
Advise from Dad, lesson #1