Goal
Put sugar (well, Splenda) in my coffee.
Plan
- Get packet
- Tear open packet
- Empty packet into coffee
- Throw away empty packet
Reality
- Get packet
- Tear open packet
- Open garbage can
- Empty packet into garbage can
- Stare dumbfounded into garbage and wonder, “Why the heck did I just do that?!? What is wrong with me?”
- Get another packet
- Tear open packet
- Empty packet into coffee
- Throw away empty packet
- Blog
This reminds me of cracking eggs in my house.
We save our eggshells for a farmer friend to add to his fertilizer. I’ll take down the container full of shells. Crack the egg on the bowl. Empty the egg into the container full of shells. Sigh. Get another egg. Crack it into the mixing bowl.
Once I cracked two eggs in a row into the shells.
(apologies if out of sequence)
Congrats on the run, Dumbass for the sugar packet, and Thanks for the “10. Blog” chuckle. :)