How Not To Feed Your Child Solids

Do not give him a spoonful of yoghurt until after he has finished chewing (well, gumming) and swallowing the Cheerio you just gave him. Otherwise he will try to swallow, gag on the Cheerio, and end up coughing and sneezing yoghurt all over the room and your face.

This public service announcement brought to you by an idiot newbie parent.

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