One of my favourite jokes is:
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.”
“That’s quite a coincidence,” said the engineer. “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.”
The puzzled lawyer asked, “How do you start a flood?”
I enjoyed L’s instantaneous response:
You put some C4 on the dam.
Unsurprising that she’s been to law school.
Weird. Someone told me that joke just a couple of days ago.