I’d finish this spoof…
The devil went down on Georgia, he was looking for a girl to do. He was in a bind, he liked her behind, and was wanting to tap that too.
In the 2nd verse, “hickory stump” looks like a promising euphemism. Not sure I can get away with the devil going down on Georgia right off the bat… the storyline may demand a bit more build-up than that. I’m pretty sure I can figure out something for Tech Squares amateur night.
Update: This collaborative thing is working out pretty well. Let’s see if it works as a wiki page. Click here to go to the wiki page. You can either add comments, or double-click and edit the page itself. Play nice, don’t stomp other’s work. Have fun.
From WD in IM: ooh, instead of “he liked her behind”, try “liking her behind”. scans better. I can’t believe I’m helping with this.
Hmmm… I can also use “licking her behind” if I need to…
Warning… this is HORRIBLE… and risque… read at your own risk
I’m thinking “Indecent Proposal” in song.
2nd verse onwards. This is more of a story outline. Rhyming and scanning will come later.
I’m thinking I might want two versions. 1 heavy with euphemisms yet still playable on the radio, another, dirtier version.
And when he came upon this young man
with a girl on his arm she was hot <– need to fix so it scans better.
And the divel whipped
out his hickory stump
and said boy let me tell you what
I guess you already know it.
I’m a horny devil too
And if you care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you.
Now you’ve got a pretty fine lady, boy
But give the devil his due
I’l bet a harem of girls (or elogation? added girth? etc.)
Against your ???
Says I please girls better’n you.
The boy said I’ve got a big Johnny,
And it might be a sin
But I’ll take your bet
And you’re gonna regret
’cause I’m the best there’s ever been
Johnny stiffen up your bow and pound your girlfriend hard
Cause hell’s broke loose in Georgia and the devil _ _ _
And if you win you get this _ _ _ _ _
But if you lose, the devil gets your _
The Devil opened up his pants
And he said I’ll start this show
And semen (pre-cum) flew from his mushroom-head
As he lubed up his bow
Then he plunged his tongue into Johnny’s girl,
And she let out a joyous squeal
He flipped her ’round, upside-down,
And gave her the real deal
[Instrumental: Squeals and Heavy Breathing, think the instrumental in Rocket Queen by Guns'N'Roses]
When the devil finished
Johnny said, well you’re pretty good old son
Just sit right in that chair right there
and let me show you how she’s done.
He did “Missionary Position”,
“From Behind”,
(list positions that scan well)
The devil zipped his pants
because he knew that he’d been beat
and he laid (haha) the (reward)
on the ground at Johnny’s feet.
Johnny’s girl said, Devil just come back
If you ever want to try again
( something about enjoying herself lots)
reprise
Per LG: 1st Verse
Well the Devil went down in Georgia,
he was lookin’ for some tail to chase,
he was feelin’ hot,
came up with a plot,
to get some sugar in his face
We can substitute something else for sugar if we feel like being non-euphemistically dirty.
Oh… and this is all copyright me and my (dirty) collaborators.
2nd Verse etc.
The devil saw this young man
feelin’ up his girl and gettin’ her wet,
he bent the slut over a hickory stump
and said “Boy, let’s make a bet”
So everybody knows it,
I’m a horny devil too
And if, my pal, you’ll share your gal, I’ll make a bet with you.
The boy said my name’s Johnny (or Here’s my johnny)
And I’m wicked good at sin
So do (or other word) my dame
And start this game
‘Cause I know I’m gonna win
3: I’m sure you’ve heard the gossip
I’m a horny devil too
Let’s play a game, we’ll do your dame
And see who’s a better screw
4: The girl said his name’s johnny
and he’ll take your bet of course,
‘cmon let’s fuck
you’re out of luck
’cause my boy’s hung like a horse
Near end verse
Girl said devil just come on back if you ever wanna try again, you were lotsa fun, but let me tell you, hon, John’s the best there’s ever been
Well the Devil went down in Georgia,
he was lookin’ a gal to do,
he was feelin’ hot,
came up with a plot,
to keep his balls from turning blue.
(important thing here is the do/blue rhyme)