This isn’t even counting installing Linux, which I haven’t started yet.
BTW, I didn’t get another laptop. The other laptop in the house is Dina’s.
My computer was the desktop in the bedroom.
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Partition hard drive.
- ~ 46GB. WinXP Partition. NTFS.
- ~ 2GB. WinXP Swap File. NTFS.
- ~ 8GB. Partition (Linux).
- ~ 1GB. Partition (FAT32, Transfer).
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Install Windows XP Professional from MSDN disks.
- Name the computer
some Arthurian knightin workgroupsome Arthurian locale - Set the administrator password to our common password.
- Use Dvorak Keyboard
- Name the computer
- As Administrator: Create Nick’s account.
- As Administrator: Maximize screen resolution for now.
- As Nick (ongoing): Switch to classic start menu to avoid future annoyance. We’ll tweak the start menu and task bar later.
- Find the Dell drivers disk. Install the Resource CD browser.
- Unzip all driver installs to c:\temp.
- Install the video driver. Reboot. After reboot, screen should be at maximum resolution. Mmm. Purty.
- Install audio driver.
- Install chipset driver. Reboot.
- Install modem driver.
- Install network driver for wired card. Manually reboot.
- No need to install BlueTooth drivers yet. Wait ’til I have a BlueTooth enabled device.
- At this point, Wireless Network Card and USB Controller not working.
- Plug in network cable.
- Start editing this file using Notepad. Tweak Notepad’s font to be blind man Lucida Console 12 point bold. Add a shortcut to this file to the desktop.
- Activate WinXP.
- Run Windows Update. Repeatedly. Come back 2 days later once the 42GB of updates has downloaded and installed.
- Install USB2 drivers from the internet.
- Download Wireless Network Card drivers from the internet or the network. Install. Reboot.
- Turn off sys-tray icon for wireless networking card.
- Attempt to connect to wireless network. Still not working…
- Install the Dell QuickSet application. Reboot.
- Download FireFox. Don’t customize it yet.
- Download Remote Administration Software so I can look at my desktop to see settings and installed software. Create a shortcut to point to my desktop.
- Map some network drives to desktop, fileserver, and other laptop.
- Tweak settings in System Properties.
- Tweak display properties.
- Plug in trackball.
- Tweak Windows Explorer settings.
- Tweak settings for all Control Panel applets.
- Install printer.
- Install Sonic RecordNow.
- Install VS.Net 2003.
- Install Office XP.
- Install October 2003 VS.Net Documentation Update.
- Install Zone Alarm. Add both subnets to trusted sites.
- Install Anti-Virus. Update definitions. Schedule it to run nightly.
- Install Adobe Acrobat Reader.
- Install Beyond Compare.
- Install Dave’s Quick Search Deskbar. Copy over preferences. Turn off statusbar clock.
- Install subversion client.
- Install Active Perl (for WPP).
- Install WPP.
- Turn off recycling bin confirmation.
- Install eMule.
- Install View Full Source for IE.
- Install WSFTP
- Install Trillian. Update Trillian. Skin. Plugins.
- Install DivX codec only.
- Install MakeDoc Palm utility.
- Install Hold’em Showdown. Install PokerStat. Install Paradise Poker.
- Install Ad-aware. Install Spybot Search and Destroy.
- Install WinXP Powertoys. Tweak-UI. ClearType Tuner.
- Install URLRun. UrlRun-Add-In.
- Install Winzip. Turn off some context menus.
- Install and Upgrade Treo software.
- Install WinAmp. Turn off context menus. Woohoo! WinAmp supports the Play/Pause, Stop, Back, Forward buttons on my laptop.
- Install PopFile.
- Install Cygwin.
- Install PrintFile.
- Install Emacs.
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Firefox Extensions.
- Tabbrowser Extensions
- Ad-Block
- Web Developer
- IE View
- Show Failed URL
- Linky
- Flashblock
- FirefoxView
- Remove SP and Patch uninstall info.
- Install Quicken 2002. Update.
- Install scanner Software. Install imaging software.
- Set up keyboard shortcuts.
- Uninstall Dell Resource CD software.
- Install GnuServ. Fix Emacs/GnuServ shortcut.
- Install nant.
- Install FxCop.
- Install NDoc.
- Install NUnit.
- Configure subversion.
- Tweak path.
- Update playpen.
- Set up password safe.
- Configure Trillian.
- Set up WSFTP.
- MP3Namer.
- Move music files from desktop.
- Set www root to playpen. Move InetPub into Program Files.
- Configure Firefox
- Install VPN Client. Reboot. Configure VPN Client. Set it to connect on invocation.
- Install RAdmin, viewer only. Create shortcuts.
- Configure Emacs.
- Copy over tools and batch files from C:\Program Files\Tools\bin
- Update work playpens.
- Install Handy Registry Settings. Install NameClip.
- Install Web Developer Accessories for IE. Install PowerTweaks for IE.
- Install Mike’s AdBlocking Hosts File.
- Copy shortcuts and files off old desktop.
- Set up VS.Net. Macros. Tools Menu. Options. Editor colours. Build web site.
- Organize Start Menu.
- Clean Up Startup Folder. Backup Startup Registry Key. Clean Up Startup Registry Key.
- Set up Outlook. Curse Microsoft Office’s Save My Settings Wizard. It doesn’t export email accounts.
- Turn off some services. Thank you Black Viper.
- Turn off system restore.
- Finally get wireless card working. A combination of Zone Alarm settings and the WEP key conspired against me.

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